fan who ran onto the pitch during the Manchester football derby game between the long reigning Champions Manchester United and the newly cash rich but long suffering now new pretenders Manchester City, has been banned today from attending matches for three years.

The 21 year old man Jake Clarke was confronted by Craig Bellamy. While Jake was safely restrained by stewards he was hit in the face by the extremely brave Manchester City player Craig Bellamy.

His over excitement and joy of the occasion prompted him to run onto the pitch as he just wanted to celebrate with the players was his claim. However he has admitted he knows that his actions that day were stupid.

Craig Bellamy remains unscathed physically and criminally!

This man is so charming that convinced his jailers in the UK into helping him escape from prison. However he has been recaptured and has been arrested in the US.

Who is this criminal mastermind? His name is Juan Carlos Guzmán-Betancourt, who is well known for using his good looks (each to their own I suppose) and charm to steal from the bedrooms of the wealthiest of guests at luxury hotels.

He was caught at the US border coming in from Canada. Even then he tried to talk his way out of his arrest, attempting to convince a border guard that he was not wanting to enter the country but was only seeking help for a broken-down car.

He has been likened to master US conman Frank Abagnale, portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film Catch Me If You Can. He is thought to have had at least 10 aliases.